Jokes
Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Harmony
Harmony who?
Harmony times do I have to knock on the door before you let me in?!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Erin
Erin Who?
There’s no Erin my tyre, do you have a bicycle pump?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Leanne
Leanne who?
Don’t Leanne on the door, I’m about to open it!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cass
Cass who?
I always knock in Cass the bell’s not working!
What do you call a greedy ant?
An Anteater!
What would you give a sick ant?
Antibiotics!
What do you call a 100 year old ant?
An antique!
What is the biggest ant in the world?
An elephant!